Monkey-Shiner Babblings

JP: Look Mom! I just went potty!!

Mom: Nice job! Let's pull up your pants and flush it down!

JP: Do you want to smell it?!

Mom: No, I don't need to smell it - let's flush it down so we can have a prize!

JP: I'm gonna smell it! ... HAHAHA I smelled it! Now can I have a prize?

Mom: Hunter, let's sit up to the table and eat your dinner so daddy doesn't have to get you some pajamas.
Hunter: NO! I don't want daddy to get my pajamas! He's a bad picker!
(and then breaks into tears.)