Monkey Shiner Babblings

H - You know, I could call you James, Jim, Jimmy, or Jimmer. But I think I'll just call you Jimmer.
J - Uh no. That's not my name. My name is Jimmy, but how about you call me...Rocket Ship! Yeah, call me Rocket Ship!
H - No, Jimmy is your first name.
J - No that's my last name. Rocket Ship Jimmy. Yeah! Call me that! What did you have for snack today?
H - I just had some water.
*Funny how fast they can change topics...*

M - Hunter don't start with me right now.
H - OH I'm gonna start!

M - Can Charlotte shake her tail feathers?
J - Yeah she can.
M - Do you know what that means?
J - *blank stares*
M - Shake your booty. You do it!
J - *Shakes his booty*
M - You're getting a lot better at that!
J - Yup! Just like Aunt Bobby!

Hunter dismissed himself from dinner to "take a dump" and ran out of toilet paper and Perry made him work for it.
H - Mom! I need toilet paper!
M - What? I can't hear you.
H - I need toilet paper!
P - Hunter, it's called Special Paper! Tell her you need Special Paper!
H - Mom I just need toilet paper!
P - You have to say "I'm King of the Throne and I need my Special Papers!"
H - I need paper!
P - *walks to the bathroom and repeats the phrase*
H - I'm King of the Throne and need my Special Paper."
P - MOM! Did you hear that?!
M - No, what did he say?
H - *yells from bathroom* I'M KING OF THE THRONE AND I NEED TOILET PAPER!!
P - Alright. I give up.

M - JP, why don't you tell dad the word you learned in school the other day? The one that starts with corn.
J - I didn't learn a corn word. Hunter did.
H - Yeah dad. I learned cornucopia.
P - What!?! Do you know what it means?
*Hunter stares at him blankly*
P - It means to have a plethora of something, like a lot. Like a lot of turkeys.
H - Uh no dad. It's a basket you carry fruit and vegetables in.
P - Wow. Their conversations have changed drastically.

And with that, I leave you with this cornucopia.